The Hockey Captain That Hates Me
Okay, this is my first “OMG! She’s FAT” story. I can’t lie, I hate this shit. I hate that what a person’s body looks like is even something that anyone talks about, but also me: drooling over Evan Adams abs. The part of this story that I hate the most is the bullying constantly from the main squeeze. It’s not even like other people are being mean and he can’t figure out how to defend her because people won’t think he’s cool, it’s just straight mean, fat shaming, bullying. But also…there is a spark of something…good?
The High: Yeah, I hated this one. However, there is nice chemistry between Jared Staub and Claudia Hawkins, but the story just sucks. I’m glad you could overcome the HUGE obstacle of having a HUGE love interest, but seriously? I just wish it was jock versus other jock without ever mentioning her body at all. Can’t they hate each other because he told the whole world he saw her making out with her Zac Efron poster and she tripped while holding a pencil and stabbed him in the balls making him lose one of them? Does it have to be that she’s fat? Ugh, its annoying and gross and I hate it. However, Claudia Hawkins is lovely and it must have been torture to spend time listening to people moo and oink at her and she showed and did the job, so that GODDESS deserves to grab her bag. I would watch her in other things but I don’t think I’m going to watch another “OMG! She’s FAT!” style story.
All spoilers and no filter’s ahead.
Viewed on ReelShort. So, very The Cutting Edge (1992-I LOVE YOU, DB SWEENEY) meets high school jock versus nerd, except she’s just a fat figure skater. Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL, Skylar Carter (Claudia Hawkins) is ice skating when suddenly the ring is invaded by the hockey team, led by Mason Reed (Jared Staub). He immediately orders her off the ice and his team follows up with the first fat joke (that she needs to get off the ice before she cracks it). Skylar tells them she still have a minute of ice time (which is a lame excuse, it should have been 5 minutes, arguing over one minute sounds trival) and fat joke #2 is lobbed calling her Miss Piggy cause she hogs ice time like she does meals. We are literally halfway through episode 1. The whole team oinks at her. Her friend, Blake, tries to get her to leave but she argues and refuses until she lands her triple axel which for some reason Blake is prepping to catch her…methinks the writers don’t know what a triple axel is…Anyway, Mason blows a whistle distracting Sklyar and Blake causing them to crash (again, why is he trying to catch her?) and Blake hurts his arm. When she tries to help him up he rips off her shirt (how dude) and fat joke #3 (she’s a beached whale on ice) and again dumbass Mason is just standing there and the whole team ices her. Mason holds a hand up like he’s going to help her and SHE FALLS FOR IT?!? C’mon Skylar, NOTHING he has done says I’m a safe bet, rely on me. He of course doesn’t help her up. He says that showing off her tits won’t get her more ice time and Skylar is mortified. Joke #4 she didn’t need to rip her dress, just lose 50 pounds, hahahahah…so…funny…it truly makes me feel stabby. Saved by the world’s WORST PRINCIPAL ever! He calls both Mason and Skylar off the ice and tells Skylar in the most awful way to cover up which Mason helps by covering her face with a towel. Wow, this is so…great…
The shit principal tells them the board (I assume they mean school board) has cut funding and only one sport is moving on. Mason says it will be hockey because it’s more popular and fills the seats and Skylar says it will be figure skating because they win more medals. Actually, she says regionals which makes me think of Glee and that makes me think of Community when they join the glee club and constantly talk about regionals, LOL. Be a tree Brita. Mason makes a comment about how they don’t pull the same weight and Skylar assumes he means cause she’s a giant tub of lard. Mason voice overs that he didn’t mean it like that but she wouldn’t believe him…no shit, Sherlock. I wonder why? Cause everyone calls her Miss Piggy or a whale and you say NOTHING she should think you don’t think she’s a fatty McFaterson? I don’t get it. Idiot. He kindly says if weight is a problem then she should do something about it…OMG! He solved obesity! All us fatties were just waiting for some genius to fix us! Yay Mason Reed, you once in a lifetime hero. Get fucked. Skylar told him to kiss her fat ass. Finally, the principal is like, that’s too far and sends them off. Mason follows Skylar into the hall and grabs her for a little wall action causing her towel to drop and Mason tells her to drop out of the competition and Skylar tells him to. They both need the “scouts” to come see them while Skylar tosses a nice burn that it doesn’t matter if he gets extra ice time because his team can’t be saved with more time. They close mouth banter while sniping at each other and Mason takes the chance to draw his stick up and under her skirt/towel and he tells her he’ll make her regret not giving in.
Skylar and her friend Tamika are complaining about the news. Tamika is sure they’ve already lost their funding because if Mason Reed says they’re invisible no one will come to their meets. Mason’s HBIC, London, approaches to tell Skylar he wants to talk to her and I won’t call it a joke because it’s just straight name-calling but she calls Skylar Fat-tard, the least creative thing out there. Skylar tries to avoid the call of the wild, but can’t because she’s blocked by two hockey bros and ends up at Mason’s table. Skylar tells him he’s not the boss of her but Mason says it looks like he is. Fat joke #5 commenting on her burger and calling it cannibalism cause she’s a cow. Skylar tries to rise above and basically calls London a whore. She’s about to slap Skylar when Mason stops her and she claims it’s because her “baby” doesn’t want her to get in the mud with the pigs (so, joke adjacent #6, I guess). Skylar asks what the deal is and he says he got her a present. It arrives in a cow print box, red flag red flag RED FLAG. Skylar opens it and finds a cow costume inside and he calls it a peace offering to replace her ripped skating uniform. Then Mason says the whole team went in to find something her size and they dump milk on her while London says “Moo, bitch!” Awwww, look how nice they are playing together. Fuck this shit. Mason sticks his finger in the milk, tastes it and tells her to drop out and stop embaressing herself.
Skylar decides to replace the whole teams jersey’s with a skating unitard. There is only 5 minutes before the game and there is no time to fix the problem. They have to wear the unitards, really bros? They’re all wearing pants and other hockey underarmour, but they have to wear the unitard with no pads too? So dumb. Skylar also left behind her hair ribbon that was WOVEN into her hair. Hello costume, it should have just been a bow at the end of her braid, not actually woven into her hair, so dumb. Since Mason was literally IN HER FACE he remembers the ribbon and knows it was Skylar. The boys suit up, ass cheeks hanging out and all. Mason comes by to call out Skylar. The opposite captain shit talks Mason but he isn’t fazed, then he spots Skylar and joke #7 calls her a cow but now Mason tells him to not talk about her that way, ummm really bro? You bought her a cow costume, but the other hockey captain calling her a certified cow is a road too far. Sure. He continues to shit talk and the whistle blows and Mason zooms past and knocks him down. Mason’s about to take the shot and he gets slammed and hurts his shoulder.
The shit principal blames Skylar for the mess, which okay, the uniform prank, sure, but how was a jersey instead of a unitard offering more protection? The logic here is flawed. Also, why no pants? The principal wants to punish Skylar and kick her out of the figure skating program, but Mason has a great idea, making her his puck bunny. Umm, that doesn’t mean what you want it to mean shit principal. They’re interpreting “puck bunny” to mean “personal assistant” sure…that is one interpretation…I mean they are pretty personal with what they assist with, but weird high school request. When Skylar objects the shit principal says it’s this or quit the figure skating program. Skylar shows the next AM ready to work and Mason is ready and waiting. He has a cropped outfit for her to wear that she doesn’t like cause it shows tons of skin, The team likes the look too, cause they “compliment” her with “we didn’t know cows had legs like that, aww, how sweet. They want to share, but Mason starts being possessive and tells them if they touch her they’re off the team. They accuse him of wanting her and he deflects with “she’s a funding obstacle.” Skylar again objects to her outfit and says he’s trying to fat shame her and Mason claims if he was fat shaming her he wouldn’t have chosen something that makes her look so hot. Mixed signals for sure. He sends her off to pick up a puck that causes her skirt to life while he creeps on her. Skylar is still bantering with him. he sits and demands water while her mouth waters over him. He asks for a towel and a pat of his face by her, but she’s still not into it.
Mason gets her to kneel in front of him so she can tape his stick which causes a lot of eye to eye contact and stick talk. When they’re interrupted buy another teammate he teases that Mason is training the bunny right, hint hint, but Mason replies with a “gross, I would never” Yeah, he sure is screaming that he wants her alright…she should never. Ugh. The next day in an even shorter crop top Skylar spots Mason working his shoulder and warns him he’s making her shoulder worse. When Mason grouses that he didn’t ask for her opinion and it doesn’t change Skylar’s stance he changes the conversation to sexual innuendo. Skylar still isn’t having it, so she drops a little hockey knowledge on him which impresses him and she demands he goes to heat treat his shoulder. We get a long, slow shirt removal shot which causes Skylar to pause. She finally walks over and slaps the heat on his shoulder while he again flirts and eventually ends up pulling her on top of him on the table. And firmly into fat girl fear territory of “squishing him.” He tells her to stop squirming where she assumes the hard thing she’s feeling is his cock, but instead it’s a hockey puck in his shorts. She leans back away from him but he pulls her closer to him almost in kissing distance when they hear the hockey team trekking in. And in a genius move, they pull off fake oral sex under a gigantic sheet instead of standing next to him with heat pack on shoulder. Sofa King stupid.
The team assumes it’s London getting freaky but while Skylar’s under the sheet she decides to make it hot and hard for Mason to interact with his team with a straight face since Skylar is rubbing on and feeling up his legs under the sheet. They awesomely launch into how gross and disgusting Skylar is. Fat joke #8 fat girls are supposed to be freaky in bed, but none of them would ever fuck her. Mason agrees that Skylar is too stuck up for any of the guys. Fat joke #9 she’s stuck in the mud…cause she’s a pig. Finally, Mason kicks everyone out. Fat joke #10 a teammates says if he sees that fatass (Kayla) he’ll glue a burger to the floor to keep her busy. Skyler is like I hope you all are murdered for being pieces of shit. Mason tries to excuse it as “locker-room talk” and don’t take it seriously. Umm, it doesn’t matter where it was said, the problem is that it was said at all.
The next day, Skylar sees Mason and makes moon eyes at him until she remembers that he’s trash and there are more obstacles in her path than Mason. She goes off on a skate and reminds us all, this is the only skating program that lets fatties in at all. After her practice she goes off to shower, but London is nearby and she’s a scheming bitch. She steals Skylar’s clothes while she’s in the shower and breadcrumbs them to lead Skyler to the ice. Joke #10 London didn’t know they stocked plus-sized sluts in the freezer section. When Skylar tried to shame London for her actions, London tells her that it was something Mason told her to do. Skylar thinks Mason is an asshole but he wouldn’t do that to her…sure babe.
And cue the entire hockey team taking the ice, shocked there is a fatty on the loose. Fat joke #11 asking if SeaWorld has lost a whale. Skylar begs they stop recording while one player grabs the clothes she was holding so now she’s down to one towel. Fat joke #12 she doesn’t need a towel, she needs a tarp. and then the player grabs her towel from her. Mason FINALLY arrives on the scene and asks what’s going on. He sees the state of Skylar and takes off his jersey to cover her with. He asks who did it because Skylar is his. London is outraged but Mason sends her on his way. Somehow Mason has the ability to kick people off the team and punishes the team with sprints so the team shuffles off. Skylar is done and takes off with Mason following her.
Skylar finally has her WTF talk with Mason. You can’t be king dick and torture her but suddenly turn around and be the good guy, super sus. He tells her he’s not in the mood and she’s right back at you, bro. He defends himself but she’s all, they take their cues from you, genius. If you treat me like shit, it’s permission for everyone else. She goes off on his yoyo behavior and asks what he wants and he tells her “YOU” which, umm. I don’t think so bro. I read that Galatea story (and now a CandyJar vertical) called Keily about a “OMG She’s FAT!” girl who is bullied by the popular jock (while everyone else is being nice to her by the way, he’s literally the only one saying shit about her size) but it’s okay because he likes her…How about we show people we like them by treating them nicely and being obvious in our like? This vert would end so much better if she didn’t end up with him. Thanks for liking me, but I respect myself too much to be liked by someone that doesn’t know how to be fucking nice. I mean, you like me but bought me a cow costume because it would fit me better? Really? If I wanted to be liked like that, bucko, I would turn my instagram public and open the comments. There are all kinds of online people who “like” to tell you how fat you are 24/7. Trash. Anyway, back to the story, Mason confesses he wants her and they begin to make out. Skylar was like, wha?? Mason says she’s in his jersey and she’s hot so he’s going to kiss her unless you want to talk. She thinks kissing is good. So they do, when the first challenge arrives.
A teammate walks in and is all, if you’re hooking up with Skylar you’re off the team. Umm, I thought Mason was the only one that could threaten that, but ok. Then he laughs and says he knows Mason would never. Fat joke #12 Mason is a snack and you clearly eat everything but he doesn’t want you to take a bite. Mason weakly tells him to stop but that doesn’t work. Skylar is over it and leaves. The teammate again is like, fatty eww, and Mason weakly calls him a dick. Skylar and Tamika are walking the halls and talking school but Skylar is barely paying attention so she assumes that Skylar got laid with an audible EWWWWW thrown out by some random wall leaners. Skylar says no, just kissing. And Tamika can’t be quiet to save her life so London overheard the whole thing. She accuses Skylar of lying and no one would believe Mason kissed her FAT face. Seriously, nothing to say about her other than she’s fat? This vert is killing me. London goes on and on about how hot Mason is and she’s just throwing herself at him. Skylar is all isn’t that your job, but London keeps it up asking if ANYONE has ever liked Skylar before that wasn’t joking and Mason looks in your direction because you’re his bitch means he loves you, get real.
Fat joke #13 butterball. London tells her he’s pretending to get the funding dummy. Skylar is all he’s mean, but different mean. Skylar has a sliver of confidence when she says she’s hot and London knows it that’s why she’s so desperate to tear her down. London is like someone as hot as Mason would never like fat joke #14 someone busting at the seams. Skylar is all, what? Mason just wants the money? London says wow, you’re delusional he would never kiss you. Cue Mason walking in and stating he would kiss her. Umm, sure dude. He shoves London out of the way and tells her any guy would be lucky to kiss her. London scoffs and tells him Skylar will think he’s serious. Mason says he is serious. The team struts in and says Mason loves any walking pussy, who cares if there is a fatty at the other end of it. London says, no he wants the money. Mason tells Skylar to not listen to them and she says, why not? They sound like they’re talking sense to me. Which Mason is the real Mason, their guy or the one he is when he’s alone with her? She can’t keep falling for your two-faced bullshit.
Skylar is practicing in the gym and Mason walks in. He wants to talk about the kiss and she tells him she doesn’t have time for him and the kiss was a mistake. He’s all, the mistake is thinking about the kiss. But she finds him untrustworthy. She’s knows he’s just fucking with her head to make her lose the funding while he’s trying to say he’s genuine. He’ll even help her practice. She’s all, wha?? If you help me, you don’t get the money. He does some fast talking and reverse psychology to talk her into it and she folds like a cheap card table. Twist, this would be a much better vert if at the end he really was tricking her for the money and she learned that you can’t be swayed by a nice looking set of abs and the lower v cut he’s rocking. Man, he does have a nice torso.
Anyway, she’s showing him her routine and she can’t land a single, lol. Hockey genius is all you’re too tense, locking your hips. Umm, hmm, sure. I bet you know how to loosen those right up. Trust your body, baby. Flirty banter back and forth and she starts to huff off, but he follows and lifts her. Umm. if this isn’t a partner routine it’s weird to have a lift in it. She looks back at him with moon eyes. He’s all, loosen up and trust the ice. Then she lands her single. He’s tell her he’ll help her practice, but she says she needs to practice her lifts but Blake is injured. Mason offers to stand in and she can barely keep her shit together and says there’s no way. He drags it out of her that she’s too heavy for him to lift. He’s all I can handle you and anything you got. Let me show you. Umm, did we forget that Blake and Mason have injured shoulders?
Mason grabs her to lift and Skylar was like whoa…and he said what, you thought I was going to kiss you? He says he’ll do that after she lets him lift her. She’s still worried he can’t do it while he’s promising he can. She tells him that she’s not like the girls he’s used to and he says she has no idea what he’s used to. Umm, got a closet full of fat girlfriends there Mason? Cause they would all tell you, girls don’t like being called fat 24/7. Mason lifts her up and she gasps.
After more flirty banter he goes in for another kiss, but the words of London comes flooding back and she’s like yeah, no. You’re just in it for the money. He asks her how can he convince her and she tells him to give up the funding but she knows he never would and walks out just in time for the shittiest principal to walk in to talk to Mason. He tells Mason he’s been watching him and Skylar and it’s brilliant. See? Shitty principal. It makes for good PR, the hockey star helping out the underdog, the board loves supporting a hero. The money is as good as his.
Skylar is dressing in her skating outfit and there are gaping holes in it. The Wicked Bitch of the West (her Mom!) says she had it taken in and if Skylar is embarrassed to be seen like that then maybe she should do something about it. OMG! Another obesity hero! Thank you for your service, ma’am! Poor Skylar has been dieting since 10 and it’s made no change, so maybe, just maybe, accept her body looks like this. The WBW tells her to practice more and eat less and she’ll be just fine, duh dummy. She leaves and Skylar starts to cry, meanwhile Mason was in the hallway and heard the whole thing. He stays despite Skylar telling him to leave. He persists in telling her he sees her as beautiful, that everyone wants her small, but he wants her just like this as she is. Sure, 7 seconds with a hot ass guy will undo 17 years of the world telling her she’s ugly. They’re the same, silly. She wants to compete but has nothing to wear. Simple solution, wear his jersey! Costumes have nothing to do with the music or message of the routine, anything works! Again, a writer that understands nothing about figure skating except the name of one jump, m’kay. Skylar says wearing this means everyone will think we’re together and Mason says he wants everyone to think that.
Skylar tells him no way, Jose. Your whole team would drop you like a hot potato, captain or not. He tells her he doesn’t care about them, just her. There is something between them and she knows it. She admits that there is something there beyond the competition between them. They kiss again. Mason has her put on the jersey.
At the pep rally, the hockey team floods in with Mason, wearing his hockey pads, which is dumb. If they’re not going on the ice, just their jersey sans pads is enough. Maybe the writer has also never been to a pep rally before. Also, why was Skylar going out in her unitard? A team T-shirt would have been enough. Anyway, she and the girls run in to no applause (also, note the girls are wearing things that do not look like their unitard, or at least not full butt out, they have bottoms. Dumb). Skylar runs out in Mason’s jersey and the crowd goes quiet, and WBW has a grump face on for some reason? She couldn’t publicly fat shame her daughter? Emancipation girl. Mason is grinning but everyone else is shocked. London runs out of the stands and is like take it off! He tells her he asked Skylar to wear it. The team asks if he wants everyone to think he’s a chubby chaser which finally has Mason barking at everyone if they have a problem with Skylar then they have a problem with him. Fat joke #15 if you want to go cow tipping that’s fine, just not with her. Mason FINALLY defends her honor and punches his teammate. And Skylar gushes about how Mason punched out his best friend for HER. Girl, he should have done that 15 fat jokes ago.
The shitiest principal finally intervenes and sends Mason off the chill out, lol. So the writer has also never gone to school before…or at least public school. Skylar finds Mason later in the ice bath and freaks he might be dead, stupid. He pulls her in after him and flirty banter, flirty banter. Skylar is still confused and Mason again declares that he wants her but he stops for consent. Awww, that’s sweet. Makes up for 50% of what a shithead he was before… Except, eww, they do it in the locker room. Gross.
Skylar dresses in her puck bunny outfit (hey, now she actually is one) and wonders where her and Mason are since they used to be enemies but now they screwed so she’s going to ask Mason only to hear him and a player talking about how he’s sticking up for the fat girl as part of their plan. Thank god the shitty principal explained it all or his teammate was going to be pissed. Mason says a vague “people believe what they want to believe” which we know means he’s talking about the principal and the player but this is why Mason sucks because he didn’t call immediate bullshit. Now Skylar be done with this fucker that doesn’t loud and proud declare you his!
Mason is looking for Skylar but she hasn’t been at school for two days and her friend tells him she’s trying out for another team. He got what he wanted, the funding and Skylar gone. WBW is hyping up Skylar to make some new skinny friends. As soon as Skylar meets the new team they mean girl her about her body too! The irony of the lead girl having nearly the same body type as Skylar is ridiculous. Oh nice, It’s the hockey rival from the other team and she’s back to being a cow again. The team lines up to take shots at her in front of the goal and there’s fat joke #16 you think a whale would be easier to hit. Then instead of shooting goals at her they threaten her with their skates. Like what the FUCK?
Mason arrives in the knick of time and shoves the hockey rival down. He finally declares her his girl in front of the rival team and takes her with him. He takes Skylar to the showers and is trying to help her get the marker off, but she’s all, hold up, dick, YOU are the problem. She’s tired of being beaten down and Mason witnessing it all and he does his “You’re beautiful” song and dance and Skylar’s lips believe him as she starts to maul his face. She finally lets him get the marker off her and starts making out with her and he tells her he has to tell everyone they’re together. Umm, dude. No one, NO ONE, was stopping you before. You could have told her at any point and maybe not bought her a cow onsie. He’s literally fixing the problem HE created.
The next day Skylar is still questioning if they’re together, doesn’t sound like you’re confident in your relationship there, girl. Mason and she walk towards each other as London predicts he’ll walk right past her since he used her and dumped her. As Skylar goes to walk past but Mason catches her, gives her his jacket and tells her to kiss him. And then the world erupted into chaos because a non-fat liked a fat. He walks off with his crew. And London swoops in for the kill.
People are saying bad things about him, they think he’s distracted and a liability and throwing hockey away for HER. Run away from him fatty, you’re an anchor cause you’re HUGE. And Skylar can’t say, he can make his own decisions, so I’m guessing she’ll decide for him and try and end things to “save him” or some bullshit. Yup, here it is. Skylar drags her friend Blake into things to set up a fake kissing stunt to get Mason to break up with her. London shows the pics to Mason with fat joke #17 she has a BIG appetite for all things in life. I love when two people can’t just talk to each other. When Mason finds Blake he hits him. Skylar sends Mason off with a we’re done. His team confronts him about being off for weeks with fights and missing games, but then says Skylar is a whale and there is better pussy out there and Mason confronts his team and quits being the captain. Hahahaha, Sklyar’s “sacrifice” had the complete opposite effect she was hoping for. Ah, here’s the shitty principal who’s like you’ve almost won, Mason, don’t quit now. However, Mason is done.
WBW brings Skylar a new unitard with shapewear built in but cautions it’s not magic, so don’t get fatter. Skylar has had enough, tells off her mom, and rips the outfit. Oooooohhhhh, we get a crafting montage. She made her own sequined outfit. At a completely empty stadium Skylar is ready for the meet and Blake arrives with his arm in a sling and Skylar decides she’ll skate alone. The shitty principal says he’ll tell the board hockey won. People start flooding in.
Earlier Mason got a text from Tamika telling him what is actually happening, that Skylar faked the whole thing with her and Blake to help him and now she has to skate alone at an empty rink. Mason rallies the troops and says they owe her for how they treated her and that she broke up with him to save the team. He teammates say “You heard the captain” and Mason says he’s not the captain anymore. His bestie says we weren’t going to let you not be captain, um okay dude. They rush off to go support Skylar.
Skylar is announced to be skating alone and London calls her a loser and says she shouldn’t go on the ice. WBW just sits and shakes her head and ta-da! Mason shows up in a unitard to skate with her. Skylar is confused since she hurt him but Mason tells her he knows the truth so he’s there for her and the team is too. They have her name spelled out on their chests and are cheering for her. Mason asks if she’s ready to take the ice with him.
Okay, he was there for one 5-minute not on ice practice so how would be possibly be ready, lol. He lifts her and then pep talks her and tells her she doesn’t need him, go show everyone how incredible she is. A 5-second video of a body, no head, skating later and Skylar is off the ice looking for Mason. He’s not there, but Tamika flies over with her phone out to show a social media post made by Mason publicly inviting the crowd to come to her competition and declaring his love for her. At the away game Mason is pumping his boys on the ice. Skylar arrives just in time and is spotted by the rival who calls her the mascot or fat joke #18 the emotional support cow. Skylar pulls Mason back and tells him she’s there for him because she loves him. She gives him her love and sends him out to the ice. The rival throws down with fat joke #19 and says he was worried she was going to crack the arena. Mason threatens to crack all his teeth if he cracks again about his girl.
Mason takes off with the puck, body checks and fights a bunch of people and skates off towards the goal. He uses Skylar’s advice and fakes right, instead of his usual left, and shoots the puck. He scores! They win the game. Mason skates off to Skylar and kisses her. London arrives and pushes Skylar calling her a cheater but Blake is also there and tells everyone she faked it so Mason could keep his dreams or some such shit. The shittiest principal is there to tell them they can keep BOTH programs! Mason and Skylar are in disbelief but the shitty principal says he’ll pull the funds from somewhere else. I’m sure since he’s so crap it will be from their Special Education program, ugh. Skylar says they’re not rivals anymore and Mason says that’s okay because he likes being her boyfriend more. He finally asks her to be his girlfriend and they kiss and The End.
All I can say is thank god that shit show is over. Yup, hated my first “OMG! She’s FAT!” vert. I mean, I just wish she was a fat actress that people were making fun of for being a teacher’s pet, or stuck up bitch. Not to mention being a larger actress and nearly every line is “hey fatty, let me tell you again about how fat you are”. That must suck. I would watch Claudia Hawkins again in anything…anything but a “OMG! She’s FAT!” story.
